Unlocking achievements and earning Gamerscore is the one multiplayer game all 360 owners are playing. Achievement Whore or not, there’s no denying that having a higher Gamerscore than the guy next to you is a satisfying ego boost. After the Xbox 360 first launched, Gamespot put together a feature detailing how to quickly and easily get 6,000 more Achievement Points than your closest competition. While the achievements featured are absurdly easy and put you just a few rentals away from some all natural, e-peen enhancement, none of the games feature achievements as ridiculously simple to unlock as those found in Avatar: The Burning Earth.

Don’t be embarrassed about having a licensed Nickelodeon game in your played history. After all, your score is higher than the poor sap that doesn’t, and if you don’t have a higher score – Gamer or otherwise – than everybody else, why are you even playing video games in the first place?

Thanks to NeoGAF for bringing this video and the equally hilarious image above to our attention.