The (New) Xbox Live Call Out List Volume I

The first of a new era in the Xbox Live Call Out List begins now. Okay, maybe that’s overstating it. And besides, who wants to read this when you could be reading about those we ran into during our time on Live, right? As usual, refer to the original list for all the reasons you could end up here, and read on for the best of the worst.


Gamertag: Ritko
Found: Team Doubles, Halo 3
Awards: That’s Gay Guy, I Win!

Specific Offenses: It’s one thing to gloat when you win. However, when you’re in a private chat and you drop out of it specifically to taunt, that’s something else. Obviously that’s what happened with Ritko or else he wouldn’t be here. Oh, and it wasn’t enough for him to just gloat either. He had to ensure the homosexual rant made it in there too.

Gamertag: Smaggerdad
Found: Team Doubles, Halo 3
Awards: Losing Trash Talker

Specific Offenses: Look, you lost. That’s no excuse to start tossing out the “c” word freely while asking us why we don’t play Parchessi with our moms instead. Why would anyone play Halo when they could be spending time with mom? So we could include people like this on the list.

Gamertag: IVIuffen Man25
Found: Team Doubles, Halo 3
Awards: I Lose but You Suck

Specific Offenses: It wasn’t enough for him to complain about his lose by 3 points. IVIuffen saw it necessary to blame his loss on our play style, and did so with loads of expletives that can’t be printed here. Someone needs to chill out and take defeat like a real Spartan.

Gamertag: LoD DARKNESS, smokey the cOp
Found: Team Doubles, Halo 3
Awards: I Lose but You Suck

Specific Offenses: The first team to make it into the list, these two were simply slaughtered on Cold Storage, 25-10. Ouch. That apparently didn’t sit well with either of them as their post-match rant was the stuff legends were made of. Like IVIuffen, there’s nothing that can be repeated, but rest assured the MPAA wouldn’t allow much of what they said within the R rating.

Gamertag: Hairy 4skin
Found: Team Doubles, Halo 3
Awards: I Lose but You Suck

Specific Offenses: As if the Gamertag and penis look-a-like emblem wasn’t enough, Hairy stepped way over the line after his loss. The maturity level was high as Hairy dove right into rants about our mothers, typically in a vulgar manner like so many people that end up on this list. Maybe someday he’ll try and regain some respect by changing that Gamertag and learning that he has a mom too. *sniff*