Blizzard Finds New Revenue Streams: Sex Changes

Are you a “confused” World of Warcraft player? Can’t figure out why you chose a female elf instead of a male one? Boy, does Blizzard have a deal for you. For only $15, you can lose all of your female parts and take part in a sex change. The fee also lets you change other options like hair, skin, facial features, etc. When you select this option that saps away your funds, the next time you log in you’ll be able to make the changes you’ve always wanted. How special.