Week in Arcade: Orc Attack


This week, $10 scores you a comedic fantasy adventure with four vengeful orcs.

Orc Attack

Burp and fart (really) as three flatulent Orcs (including one named Poop) while murdering thousands of humans who pollute the water. There’s not much here, a routine beat-em-up with flirtations of Dynasty Warriors that suffers from an inordinate amount of technical flubs. It feels like an excited child, overly excited to tell a burping joke, the kid forgets the intangibles. Four player rumbling is a positive genre throwback, but stifled by camera inconsistencies and grossly sloppy visuals overall. It’s a mess.